• me:

    does 5 situps

  • me:

    where are my abs

I hate when people say, “That’s not real music”

laughingstation:

Oh, I’m sorry. I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.


  • Me after running for one minute:

    I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing

heyfunniest:

Who names their child “Justin”? Like seriously?
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heyfunniest:

Who names their child “Justin”? Like seriously?

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard